May 2013
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thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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knxbodi:
rabioheab:
[WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop*
[PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga
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Watchbbcradioone:
harry styles being a whiney bitch
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trillow:
i got to page seventeen of the bible once
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gay4zayn:
who’s that perfect boy over there
oh just me
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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stylinchester:
louislovesharoldsgravy:
doncasturbate:
[sneaks one direction references in my wedding vows]
“And under those lights that night, you turned around and I saw your face, it took a minute to steal my heart.” [everyone attending bursts into tears]
“I just wanted to show you off to all of my friends and make them drool down their chinny chin chins.” [crowd nods appreciatively]
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“Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually...”
– The Sociological Cinema (via trimichaelceratops)
There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse...
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1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.
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vegay:
if u copy me i will not find it flattering i will just really hate you
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officialeo:
dekomoron:
shutupaubrey:
it should be illegal to put an s after the word “feel”
it feels like you didnt think this through
10/10
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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dingoinnuendo:
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dingoinnuendo:
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
brittapperry:
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing
unless you’re at a funeral
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“How do you get so empty? he wondered. Who takes it out of you?”
– Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (via emilyerock)
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