
if john hadn’t taken my virginity i would’ve wanted either dave franco or jared leto to take it bye
my mom’s watching a movie with beyonce in it and all of a sudden i just hear “GET HER BEYONCE ATTA GIRL GET HER BEY” coming from downstairs
can people stop loving jennifer lawrence for being “quirky” and “funny” because she’s not
she’s just flat out rude 90% of the time and it’s annoying good bye
ANDREW JUST SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF A FIRE HE WAS CALLED ON TO AND IT’S SO SCARY I’M CRYING THAT SHIT IS TERRIFYING I’M LOCKING HIM UP HE’S NEVER GOING ON ANOTHER FIRE CALL EVER AGAIN
I had a date with Andrew Friday night and things went really well so now he’s picking me up tomorrow and we’re gonna go out again but I have no idea where we’re gonna go but here’s to THAT!!!